Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
foreskin is a definite game changer
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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