It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Sober January is a disaster.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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