He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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