on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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