Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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