if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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