Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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