She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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