Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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