So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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