I hate your face
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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