Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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