The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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