it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize