I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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