it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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