Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate