so explain again why im purple
I cannot find my penis.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.