physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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