Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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