I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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