yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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