Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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