There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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