Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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