Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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