This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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