brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
this just has baby written all over it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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