She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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