ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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