at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.