Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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