Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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