Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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