You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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