ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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