your room smells of hookers.
And success
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
