Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I could fuck to npr.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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