Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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