I'm drive I can fine osifer
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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