everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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