I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Randomize
