Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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