THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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