let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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