1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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