Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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