Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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