Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Can I color on your dick again?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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