420 ftw
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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