She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My penis needs a shock collar
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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