I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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