I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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