Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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