i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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